Perhaps Groucho Marx took exception to my quoting him (or Bush was upset I didn't quote him) but the post disappeared into the cyber world (heaven or hell?) so here's a repost.
'Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.'
'Old age is fifteen years older than I am.'
Oliver Wendell Holmes
'Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.'
'I intend to live forever. So far, so good.'
'I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.'
'I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.'
'Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.'
'They thought I was a success as soon as I started paying the bills.'
'Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.'
Age doesn't matter.
'You would not exist if you did not have something to bring to the table of life.'