Wednesday, May 09, 2007
So you take a carton of cigarettes - good ones - without the addictive chemicals... You take a full case of microwave popcorn, plus some margarine and buttery-flavor salt and some of that whipped spread in a tub that looks and tastes like butter.. and you give it all to some fool to consume.
He comes down with lung cancer and dies. So you pass a law to get them nasty-smelling cigarettes outlawed. 'Course the guy is DEAD now so it doesn't matter.
Proved your point - right? Have some popcorn.
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